How to Choose a Mate

What to know what you want when you date.

A male listener, with a very undeveloped maturity bone, called to complain about his new wife. It seemed that she was no longer the party girl he dated for two months prior to the well-thought out marriage, and he was upset that she was starting to "nest." How utterly disappointing and boring. I told him he had to dump her and find a drug addicted, alcoholic, promiscuous hussy to marry to keep the party going. And then I went onto the next caller. It was that kind of day.